1st Fart

OK, So technically this isn’t my first fart, but as you will find out my counting is about as good as my spelling.

I struggled for a bit about what to put on this website. It wasn’t   until Netflix made there announcement(See Below) that I felt compelled to post anything at all.

Was it going to center around music??? I love music, all kinds to!! I like Rock, Blues, Reggae, Punk….Oh I Love Punk, Jazz even, not so crazy about country though…… But you know what?? I know shit about music, What would I say?? Um, this piece has a lovely fluid flow about it, note how the cords flow from one to the next… Yea right, I can’t even hear fucking STEREO!!!!! OK, so no music blog.

Movies!!! Yea, I like movies!! I can even be critical about them, I know what makes for good writing, I understand cinematography, I can even tell who is directing some movies without knowing who it is(Yea that didn’t make since). Oh wait…..If I start a Movie blog does that mean I hafta watch movies I don’t like??? Like….gasp…chick flicks!!!! Oh the humanity. Ok Scratch that.

OK, TV Shows??nah….same problem as movies…

Games!!! YES, I PLAY XBOX LIKE NO ONES BOSSINESS!!!!! There we go, I’l blog about games…….Oh wait a minute….games are $60 piece…I would hafta buy one for every review, every post…..OK, Rather have a house.

So, here I am with the funniest web name since www.jesusloveshookers.com and I got dick to write about….WAIT, THAT’S IT!!!! I”ll Write about myself!!! Sounds fascinating doesn’t it, well, that’s all I got, look for more soon.